ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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