i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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