it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize