just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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