When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
the day after is always just damage control
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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