your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
