I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My dick has a subreddit
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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