I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He did a backflip because drugs
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