So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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