no, he came in my armpit
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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