i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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