He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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