Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
So many bounce houses so little time
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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