i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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