weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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