How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
