OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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