It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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