How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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