distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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