I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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