i jhust puked up my retainher.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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