Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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