I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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