How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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