Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
