Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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