Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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