im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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