the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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