Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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