just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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