Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She bit a glass in half.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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