We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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