i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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