"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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