What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I skipped work to stalk him.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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