i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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