NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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