Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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