Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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