oh god the rape fog is back!
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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