Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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