we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
sarcasm needs its own font
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We talked him into tasing himself.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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