You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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