I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
we're making bets on your personal life
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
