We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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