Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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