im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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