that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
accomplished twins. life is a go
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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