His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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