I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
