nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
my poor anus
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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