so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the condom got lost in my hair
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
a search helicopter?!
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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