So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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