And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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